Luckily, the Hard Peeps were much easier to control during their autopsies. It was revealed that the internal anatomy consists mainly of a sticky white substance that is extremely sweet in taste. Click Here for Quicktime footage of an opened Hard Peep.

The Quicktime Footage on this page is quite authentic, but we will charge an extremely high royalty fee for any and all redistribuition. All requests to verify the authenticity of said footage will be refused.

Ok, it's 2007 now, so I should probably point out that this all refers to the "Alien Autopsy" hoax about 10 years ago!

When attempting to autopsy the Soft Peep, it was discovered that they can fly after all! Nearly a dozen times, just as the cutting blade was about to begin incising the Peep's skin, it would fly out of the way. Click here for the Quicktime Movie evidence.

In the footage, you can see the Soft Victim Peep attempt to bite a Researcher in the finger. When an Observer Bunny witnessed this, it was noted that the Victim Peep in question had automatically volunteered for the next three consecutive tests for its audacity. (assuming it lived through the autopsy.)